cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
me: yeah he was not very friendly
imp:
my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day
mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation
my favorite kind of people are the ones that don’t finish their food and offer it to you
"I’m not fine as in ‘fine’ but fine as in you don’t need to worry about me."
- Gregory House M.D. (via impulse-v)
oh snap
REBLOG.
FOREVER.
This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️
my favorite way to hang out is so lowkey like u wanna watch reality tv all day in our sweats?? ok. wanna do homework n barely even talk except to complain about how much work it is?? ok. wanna read different books while sharing an entire tub of ice cream?? ok. going out is so much effort like sometimes u just wanna enjoy someone’s company without doing anything “special” and i think those are actually the most special times
why tha fuck so many porn blogs follow me…..wtf you tryna jack off to? my depression?? naruto? kermit the frog memez???.. what yhe Fuck
